Music Television my sack!!

What the fuck happened to MTV? Every once in awhile, as i scan threw the channels i will nestle upon the shit nest that is MTV and see what horrible crap is being vomited down our impressionable youth's fragile minds. The obvious enigma of MTV not really ever playing music, however ironic, has been there genius marketing plan for years now, and somehow it works. But that is not what i am bitching about.

What i am bitching about is what i saw this past week with the VMA's. I guess maybe this is a sign that i am not as young as i may have once been. I assume that MTV's main demographic is intellectually challenged adolescents between the ages of 12 and 21, but i would assume you have a good portion of that group being 13 or 14 year old girls. My hypothesis is that they are they only people on the planet who can listen to the same song 437 times in one day, and still want to buy the fucking ringtone for $7.99 ,but anyway.... i was shocked at the amount of down right nasty ass sex talk that was being spewed by the host. Just because he is a Fish N' Chips motherfucker doesn't make it funny. Now i have a pretty deep sense of humor, usually the more lewd the better, but i also don't tell those jokes when i am hanging around the kids table at Thanksgiving dinner. The particular comment that really made me do a double take, and i mean literally, i love TiVo, was something along the lines of shoving a bat in the crotch of a 50 year old women, as he so gracefully put it, to make her feel like the first time again, i was a bit shocked. What fucking universe am i in? What the fuck happened to Thriller? Why do i have to hear that shit at 5 in the afternoon? Can't i throw on some shades and rock out to some Hughey Lewis and fucking The news? And we wonder why our kids are running around snorting coke and blow guys at the roller rink instead of playing with Barbie dolls and bulding forts?

Maybe if that 12 year olds Mom wasn't busy celebrating her 21st Birthday she could take a moment and monitor what her kids are watching so they don't fall into this false reality, and end up like she did. Is this really exceptable? Fucking hell man. I don't have any kids, and you better be damn sure i'm scared shitless to have them. Government is fucked, schools are fucked, jobs are fucked. It costs something like $50,000 to get a Bachelor's Degree on average these days, and even the poor bastards who sign that dotted line are coming out of college and flipping fucking burgers, or managing Target. There out there competing against people with Masters Degrees who can't find a job.

We're all fucked man! That last little dingle berry rounding the bowl. It might take a few flushes, but that turds heading down with all the other shit. That's us, fucking dingle berry's. And with that poetic metaphor, i bid you farewell. Fuck MTV, Fuck shitty kids, Fuck you, and enjoy my blog.

Let's Get It On

So i have never done the blog thing, but i figured hey, i am a nerdy, bored individual who likes to bitch and moan about the things i have no control over, maybe blogging is for me. So here i am, in all my glory, venting like a soccer mom after 2 bottles of wine, for your pleasure. So i guess i will see you around.

Oh yeah, this blog will most likely offend a lot of people, so if you are sensitive to foul language, obscene dialog, or you go to church, this may not be the spot for you, but hell, i love reading angry comments from cowardly, lonely individuals who hide behind some awesome screen name like Elf_Fury113, when you know in reality that person wouldn't so much as complain about getting the wrong food order from a restaurant. But somehow they feel compelled to tell you why their opinions on life are the correct ones and everyone else is wrong, while they sit in there mothers basement surrounded by empty Dr. Pepper cans playing World of Warcraft, lecturing everyone on the web. Fuck you, Fuck WOW, and enjoy my blog!

Colby